bitch rides that horse like a couch. also is she like 7 feet tall? |
yes, that is totally how reins work |
definitely not racist |
tiny man with compensation horse? read more to find out! |
but how much longer does the left leg have to be to qualify for para? |
no wonder the horse can only turn left, dumbass question: does he even have a right leg? |
how can crotchless people also be in romance novels? that seems contradictory |
i really can't explain what's happening here. heavy reins there bud? |
definitely how men respond to me in breeches |
Thor on a Horse. ok now this i would watch. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am literally sitting here, by myself, laughing my fool head off at these things. OMG. Priceless!
ReplyDeleteBe A Hero: They are actually Siamese Centaur twins. The legs are dummies so they can fit into the cruel world.
ReplyDelete-- I might actually read that book.
The only explanation.
DeleteOMG - these are hysterical :)
ReplyDeleteI am TOTALLY judging those books by their covers. Dude can't ride a horse for realz, I don't want to read it.
ReplyDeleteIs there any situation in which that prince of dreams character would not look awkward? Dude would make the grocery store look uncomfortable.
DeleteWhat really kills me is when books ABOUT horses (Like Georgina Bloomberg's A Circuit series) has bad cover art. Like REALLY?!
ReplyDeleteHaha! I haven't looked at that. I specifically tried to avoid picking on small market/author promoted type books, but she would have been mainstream enough. ;-)
DeleteThe laughter turned to drool at the last picture.... The rest are hysterical!
ReplyDeleteI love the padded cavesson with flash, matched with the straw hat. MC
ReplyDeleteyou mean, you don't ride your horse like that?!?
ReplyDeleteLOL i love this. Love Thor on a horse, too...I swear, I swooned when I watched Sense & Sensibility with Alan Rickman, and saw him ride. HE CAN ACTUALLY RIDE. Books and movies (especially of the romance variety) don't know much about horses apparently.
ReplyDeleteNot all romance, and not all equine related but this is one of my favorite time suck websites:
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At first glance, I didn't notice your comments under each one. It wasn't until the next to last one that I realized there was commentary.
ReplyDeleteThe first one looks like she's sorta side saddle because she's all tied up, but the heels? Oh and did you notice the first title? Gun-Mistress of the Smokepole Pack. Is she a whore??? ROLF
The next one- An English bridle on a cowboy's horse? Really??? The one with the 5 Westerns looks like he's preparing to bail as the horse goes down sideways...
I'll stop now and just take Thor on the horse. I can look at that all day.
Love the dressage bridle on the Cowboys horse.
ReplyDeleteSo many laughs, and then a definite swoon.
ReplyDeleteI remember when the movie Spirit came out, there was some making of stuff where the artists all talked about how horses are the most difficult thing to draw/animate. Also, I really like how the horse in The Cowboy Comes Back is wearing a dressage bridle in addition to incorrect reins.
ReplyDeleteThese are truly amazing!
ReplyDeleteTime to advertise my "horsey" romance novel?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Loving-Cup-Jean-E-Dvorak-ebook/dp/B010OA3DIG/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1454112477&sr=8-5&keywords=The+Loving+Cup
Very hard to get the horse looking like I wanted him to. This was a compromised result.
Priceless
ReplyDeleteomg the cowboy one... why is the horse wearing a dressage bridle...
ReplyDeleteSO many laughs
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