You might think that's because it's cold AF and I'm sick AF and second winter is the f****** g****** worst.
That's a fact.
However. Champions are made in the offseason or whatever, so here's a medal-level breakdown of activities around here.
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| fanceh |
This could have been a craft project if it didn't involve the actual use of tools, but it did and since craft projects involve beverages and tools involve clear-headed-ness, it unfortunately does not get it's own write up. That said. I probably would have done a write up had I gotten to use my beloved air riveter because power tools are where it's at.
Oh and it's technically only silver medal level because I didn't have lock-tight for the chicago screws so I probably need to get some. Annoying.
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| fanceh |
Ok yeah maybe we only did this once but 1) it was with a media person and 2) ZB continues to blow me away with her willingness and ability to retain information.
CRUSHED IT.
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| fanceh |
Yeaaaaaaah so if I don't feel like riding (hello 14f this is why you have no friends), I just let ZB wander the arena and knock shit down while I laugh hysterically and take video.
Possibly I am no one's favorite boarder. Possibly I don't care.
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| fanceh |
Yeah for real I need to do this more.
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For whatever reason, ZB's favorite thing in the world is to flip the mounting block over and push it around. I have thus far discouraged her from climbing up on it as well, but she'd be game for that too.
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Buying-stock-in-dayquil: champion of the world
Marathoning-entire-netflix-show-and-reading-two-500+page-books-in-a-weekend-and-a-sick-day: ugh yup welcome to my life.
Hopefully back to our regularly scheduled programming here shortly.
You know, after the next stupid storm dumps a foot of snow on us YES IN MARCH WTF.
I would feel sorry for your weather but I distinctly remember getting mocked when it didn't get above 5 degrees here for like, 2 weeks 😋
ReplyDeleteI am sorry you were sick, although marathoning Netflix and reading sounds like heaven to me. Only if I can breathe though 😉 glad ZB is racking up those medals!
Breathing is overrated.
DeleteUh, why is there snow in your hair in that last pic? That's wrong on so many levels...
ReplyDeleteTechnically, it's ice.
DeleteYou're definitely winning at winter more than I am! 😂
ReplyDeleteI dunno if anyone really wins at winter.
DeleteI'm so upset about second winter. Second winter is the worst.
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS SECOND WINTER.
DeleteWinter is stupid. If it were an olympic athlete it would be DQ'd amidst a doping scandal. FACT.
ReplyDeleteOooooooh good call. I Didn't even think about that side of it.
Delete#athletesfromsbblog
We're getting some great spring weather here. In Canada. and yet I'm still not managing to ride much because of work requirements.
ReplyDeleteWe had legit spring and flowers coming up and everything and then POOF SECOND WINTER.
DeleteThe mounting block shenanigans crack me up. What about one of those horse soccer balls?
ReplyDeleteAmazon keeps trying to sell me a 6' tall inflatable soccer ball. I'd have it already if it cost $20 instead of $100. #struggleisreal
DeleteI am not quite sure what she gets out of it, but it definitely entertains me.
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