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| SMOOSH |
Example:
Me: How is training going?
Trainer: Well her steering isn't very good so we worked on it...
Me: 11/10 I can get this horse in and out of more places than any "fancy dressage horse" in this barn right now.
Trainer: ummmm ok?
Cough.
Possibly a recounting of actual events.
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| what no it doesn't count as me having 5 saddles in the tack room if i don't actually own all of them |
However.
I also think that 1) a horse that can only be ridden by one person isn't really trained and 2) all people should appreciate just how fabulous my Zoebird is.
Hence, the past week has been marked by this:
Zoëbird has been #Zoëfabulous because who are we kidding, she always is.
And that's not me being partisan. It's just the truth. Ha!
Lol. What do trainers know anyway? ��
ReplyDelete"steering" haha
DeleteShe certainly is a fabulous baby 😁
ReplyDeleteI'm a big fan. Clearly.
DeleteYou're a good sharer. That's something I've always needed to work on. Glad Zoebird is still being a perfect girl, even for different riders.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha I'm a fair to middlin' sharer. Good is definitely overstating it.
DeleteSteering is for normal horses, not Zoe-unicorns!!
ReplyDeleteI mean, I guess I can see where it would be helpful.
DeleteYou just say “steers fine for me” next time...mic drop...who’s the trainer now? LOL 😆
ReplyDeleteHa well I do still want trainer to ride.
DeleteI swear she gets bigger in every post.
ReplyDelete#accurate
DeleteZB wins. The end.
ReplyDeleteSMOOSH
DeleteI am so glad you are having so much fun with her still. She is adorable. Steering HA overrated, kissing that smoosh nose NOT overrated at all!! :)
ReplyDeleteWell duh Zoe is the bestest!! Who dare question the Zoe!? :)
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