|in my defense, his neck is really sexy|
I admit--it's not great and not something to be proud of. I'm sure bio-mechanically, it hinders Courage in some way.
This past weekend, we fixed it.
Ha. It really was that easy. And I can fix you too. Over the internet. I'd like to charge money so you'll take me more seriously, but HA. No one pays me for advice on anything.
OUT TOYS. NO ONE WANTS YOU. STOMP ON THEM.
And in the midst of my surly-mood-cloud, I was, of course, staring hard at Courage's ears. Because reasons. LOOK WHERE I WANT TO GO? EARS BITCHES.
|unfortunately i think the pink wears us|
Anyways. In the midst of all that, Alyssa pipes up with possibly the most profound piece of dressage advice I have heard in a very long time. (And who says that girl has never had a proper dressage lesson?! Ha.)
She lightened my mood, fixed my position, and gave my ride a whole new direction with one simple phrase.
What's more, I rode again on successive days and the THE FIX HELD. No joke. It's made a huge difference in my riding.
Want to know what she said?
And then, every time I looked down again, she'd shout "PENIS".
Regardless of what you like to look at, ain't no one wants to get caught looking at AHEM certain things.
|sparkle fabric paint|
Guess what we're going to do with this?
If you guessed explicit art on the backside of a bonnet, you're spot on. Tall, straight, and hard, that's our new motto.