You might think that's because it's cold AF and I'm sick AF and second winter is the f****** g****** worst.
That's a fact.
However. Champions are made in the offseason or whatever, so here's a medal-level breakdown of activities around here.
This could have been a craft project if it didn't involve the actual use of tools, but it did and since craft projects involve beverages and tools involve clear-headed-ness, it unfortunately does not get it's own write up. That said. I probably would have done a write up had I gotten to use my beloved air riveter because power tools are where it's at.
Oh and it's technically only silver medal level because I didn't have lock-tight for the chicago screws so I probably need to get some. Annoying.
Ok yeah maybe we only did this once but 1) it was with a media person and 2) ZB continues to blow me away with her willingness and ability to retain information.
Yeaaaaaaah so if I don't feel like riding (hello 14f this is why you have no friends), I just let ZB wander the arena and knock shit down while I laugh hysterically and take video.
Possibly I am no one's favorite boarder. Possibly I don't care.
Yeah for real I need to do this more.
|ha yes zb wins|
For whatever reason, ZB's favorite thing in the world is to flip the mounting block over and push it around. I have thus far discouraged her from climbing up on it as well, but she'd be game for that too.
Buying-stock-in-dayquil: champion of the world
Marathoning-entire-netflix-show-and-reading-two-500+page-books-in-a-weekend-and-a-sick-day: ugh yup welcome to my life.
Hopefully back to our regularly scheduled programming here shortly.
You know, after the next stupid storm dumps a foot of snow on us YES IN MARCH WTF.