|his dog demonstrates how interesting it is|
(The day Courage came home) "What do you mean you got a horse? I thought that was just an idea, not something that was happening."
(Walking in on me watching freestyles): "This music is way too dramatic for what that horse is doing."
(Same as above): "I am having a hard time taking dressage seriously when the song is Dancing Queen."
|Trogdor does a dressage impression|
(To Alyssa at my birthday party): "You gave her a belt that didn't have sparkles on it? Don't you know how to use a hot glue gun?"
(You have as much context as I do): "All horse girls are bitches. Except Alyssa. She seems nice."
Who else has non-horsey gems in their lives?