You might remember that I had a couple of saddles to play with. I had no intention of buying anything, but one shouldn't go snorkeling in stream bottoms if one doesn't want to find magic rings.
It quickly went from "hm 17.5" Custom Advantage is interesting" to this:
We told you it was tricksy. We told you it was false.
It came to me. My own. My precious.
Not its business. Leave us alone.
Nasty elves twisted it. TAKE IT OFF US.
That would kill us. KILL US.
We be nice to them if they be nice to usssss.
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| "I will take the precious to the mountain of FIRE" |
But then after a fateful ride in which I spent 10 minutes in my old saddle, then ripped it off in disgust, this happened:
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| #frodofailed |
Which is to say. The Custom is here to stay. Stand by whilst I sell my soul to afford it. (And yes. Alyssa approved it provided said soul was actually listed for sale today.)
Your art wins
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE SEEN IN QUITE A WHILE!!! Oh dear. Laughing so hard. MS Paint Gollum wins.
ReplyDeleteI just read this whole thing in Gollum voice.
ReplyDeleteMe too!!! Nerds for the win!
DeleteI did too! And now I kinda want to watch the movies
Deleteme four and i just wondered where my copies of Lord of Rings are :) I loved this whole post!
DeleteThis required a spew warning. I may have spewed tea all over my desk. Thankfully everyone is running late in the office this morning so there were no witness'. Favourite post of the week for sure!
ReplyDeleteI don't even like LotR, but this is adorable.
ReplyDeleteRight there with Beka! This is amazing, I'm dying over here! Too bad you can't monetize your talent for Paint comics!
DeleteCan you start making this a weekly post theme?! I vote for Harry Potter to be next:)
ReplyDeleteGlad you have a Precious of your very own!
ReplyDeleteGollum voice is perfection. I had a pretty big suspsion that you would end up with a new saddle!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO. I am a huge LOTR fan and I LOVE this post. Freaking hilarious
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha, I love this. I love LOTR. Just love love love love.
ReplyDeleteSeriously funny. I didn't realize I was also mentally reading this with the Gollum voice until I read the comments.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the new saddle! It does look Precious!!!
I don't totally understand what just happened her but I think it involves a new saddle so yay!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you...I'm not entirely sure who Gollum is?
Deletehehehe Yay new precious! I call my saddle my precious from time to time as well
ReplyDeleteOnce it takes holds of us it never lets go.
ReplyDeleteOMG THIS POST THO, THOSE ILLUSTRATIONSSSSSSSS..... THAT NEW SADDLE!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have two kidneys and two lungs, yes? Apologies if not, but do you really need both of each? No need to sell your soul yet, right?
ReplyDeleteI think lungs are important for riding. Dunno what I'd use a soul for anyways.
DeleteNow you can dye your hair red and be a soulless ginger like the rest of us. ;)
DeleteThis is the best thing I have ever seen. Life made.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha. Congrats!
ReplyDeleteNumber of people surprised the end result is a new saddle: Zero. Yay pretty things!
ReplyDeleteThis.
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing.
hahahaha. Hilarious
ReplyDeleteHaha! This is awesome!
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