Me: How is training going?
Trainer: Well her steering isn't very good so we worked on it...
Me: 11/10 I can get this horse in and out of more places than any "fancy dressage horse" in this barn right now.
Trainer: ummmm ok?
Possibly a recounting of actual events.
|what no it doesn't count as me having 5 saddles in the tack room if i don't actually own all of them|
I also think that 1) a horse that can only be ridden by one person isn't really trained and 2) all people should appreciate just how fabulous my Zoebird is.
Hence, the past week has been marked by this:
Zoëbird has been #Zoëfabulous because who are we kidding, she always is.
And that's not me being partisan. It's just the truth. Ha!