Fabulous, fun loving guy searches for height-challenged curvaceous soul mate.
I'm reformed speed demon learning to love suburban life and luxuries. My idea of a good time is a walk in a safe, well-lit environment, culminating in a review of local theater while enjoying a sampling cookies. The finer things appeal to me--I'd rather shop all day than get dirty. I give great feedback on fashion, style, and art. I love big curves, fun accents, and hard things. Just don't ask me to belay you--I have a deep-seated taphophobia.
Snapchat me! I'd like to check you out.
M seeking M/F/other for romantic relationship or friendship.
HAHA!! "Seeking M/F/other". So. True. But I'm not one to talk about THAT... :,)ReplyDelete
AHHHH too funny!!!!ReplyDelete
Haha! This is great!ReplyDelete
I think you are absolutely spot on with this. But, you forgot that he requires the cushiest of socks for his walks ;)ReplyDelete
Love this! :)ReplyDelete
"Seeking M/F/other..." Too funny!ReplyDelete
I mean, who DOESNT like a sampling of cookies?!? LOL hilariousReplyDelete